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"Hey, y'all. This is Hardison, I'm not here right now, you know what to do. And man, Eliot, read your damn email. That answers whatever questions you're calling me with right now. If it's you, Nana, sorry for cussing."

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Voicemail, Wednesday afternoon

vdistinctive

2015-03-05 06:14 am (UTC) (Link)

So this was the sort of job that Eliot could absolutely use the team on -- but that would require far more explanations than he was willing to give right now. There was one thing he knew he'd need a hand on, though.

"Hardison. I'm goin' outta town for a couple days. I need you and Parker to look in on Val. Feed her, take her for walks. Do not spoil her. I swear, she weighs more'n a pound more when I get home than she does now, I'm going to break all your fingers.

"And make sure the kitchen staff doesn't burn Luke's down, okay? I'll see you, I dunno, Friday."

Edited at 2015-03-05 02:18 pm (UTC)

fates_jaye

2015-04-01 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Jaye had some time on her hands, and felt like making a call to finally do something she'd wanted to do for months. So she called Anakin.

Or tried calling Anakin, anyway.

"So when do I get to meet up with your hotass friend? I mean, sure, I guessing seeing you would be okay too."

age_of_the_geek

2015-04-01 11:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, here and here.]

14andseven

2015-04-01 11:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

From here

"WHY DO YOU WANT TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE? I don't even know you!"

age_of_the_geek

2015-04-02 02:13 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here]

filleauloup

2015-04-01 11:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

[[From here!]]

"Good lord, what kind of blackmail do you call that? I couldn't give a damn who's 'getting it on' with anyone's parents. What've I got that they'd want, anyway?"

age_of_the_geek

2015-04-02 02:01 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here]

regretiz4suckas

2015-04-02 01:17 am (UTC) (Link)

[from here!]

"Babe, if you're inviting me to a threesome, I have to invite you to a foursome. My boyfriend has watching rights too, it's just how it works.

And if you really think we're physically incompatible, I have to introduce you to Bo.

I'll be by to drop off a prezzie this week!"

age_of_the_geek

2015-04-02 01:45 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here]

myownface

2015-04-02 01:31 am (UTC) (Link)

[From here!]

"Wait, if the angels have the phone box, who has the DeLorean?"

He could be calling Kenzi back. He could be dialing random numbers. Sparkle didn't even care anymore. He was getting his nerd on.

age_of_the_geek

2015-04-02 02:44 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here!]

furnaceface

2015-04-02 03:23 am (UTC) (Link)

[From here!]

Jono probably didn't want to know what had Bob so enthusiastic. But not knowing wasn't going to stop him from calling back and saying, dryly, "Tomorrow night. The library. With Colonel Mustard and a candlestick."

C'mon, Bob. Honestly.

age_of_the_geek

2015-04-02 11:57 am (UTC) (Link)

[Belated reply here!]

suitablyheroic

2016-01-29 06:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

[[ from here ]]

"You talk to all your elders with that mouth?" Atton complained. He was aware this probably wouldn't reach the kid; he just liked to complain. "Stop hitting on Kenobi, he's repressing enough without your help."

Click.

age_of_the_geek

2016-01-29 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

[To Jono because I am the worst.]

heroic_jawline

2016-01-29 08:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

[OOC: From here!]

"I think my pants and myself will be skipping your ship tonight, ma'am. Um, sorry for the disappointment?"

age_of_the_geek

2016-01-29 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

[To here]

filleauloup

2016-01-29 11:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

[[From here!]]

"A threesome, 's that what you said? Well now, that's something I didn't know about you! It's nice that you have eyes and all, but I don't know that I'd be interested, in any case. But thank you for the compliment, even if you oughtn't be looking without asking first."

The half-demented sounding laugh probably didn't help.

age_of_the_geek

2016-01-29 11:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

{To here because Steve needs more sex talk in his life!]

kenselvren

2016-01-29 11:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

(From here!)

*laughter* "Sparkle? We would scare that boy out of his mind! I'm not saying no, though. We should talk later. Knives are definitely possible!"

age_of_the_geek

2016-01-29 11:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

(to here and here!)

heromaniac

2016-01-30 12:52 am (UTC) (Link)

From Here...

"Look. I don't know what that fiance of yours is telling you, but don't believe a word of it. He totally doesn't know anything about taking off my clothes. And I'm never boring." Momoko was rolling her eyes. "How did he say that with a straight face?... well, you know what I mean... Anyway. He's totally messing with you. Probably to get you to eat something for him. Maybe try some Spotted Dick or Bubble and Squeak and see if he shapes up? Or some good beer."


Edited at 2016-01-30 05:25 am (UTC)

filleauloup

2016-01-30 04:22 am (UTC) (Link)

[[From here!]]

"A threesome, 's that what you said? Well now, that's something I didn't know about you! It's nice that you have eyes and all, but I don't know that I'd be interested, in any case. But thank you for the compliment, even if you oughtn't be looking without asking first."

The half-demented sounding laugh probably didn't help.